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More Guns

from Warmonger by QOHELETH

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  • Warmonger-O's

    Presenting the latest breakfast craze, Warmonger-O's! (Note: does not contain any actual cereal or food.) This special presentation of Warmonger comes in an exclusive cereal box package, featuring new art from Caiden Withey and Jeremy Hunt.

    Each box includes the following:

    - Bomb Shepherd, a custom mini figure joining the rest of the QOHELETH figure crew. Sculpted by Jimmy Craig and casted by Jeff D'Ottavio, the mad geniuses behind Dead Bird Toys
    - Confusing T-shirt in either Black, Gray, or Hot Pink
    - Volume 5 of Toxic Waste Buzzkill. The lyrics of Warmonger presented in full-color zine format
    - Warmonger digital download
    - Contaminator EP digital download
    - Stickers

    Each box of Warmonger-O's also includes Bombs Away!, a board game designed for using your mini figures to play.

    The cassette version of Warmonger is available from Cruel Nature Records here: cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/warmonger

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Released by Cruel Nature Records, this initial run of Warmonger tapes is limited to 50 copies worldwide. We have seven remaining for sale in the U.S.

    Pro-dubbed clear cassette, with pro-printed inlay and pink ink on-body shell print, in a clear library case.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Warmonger via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days
    edition of 50  1 remaining

      $5 USD

     

lyrics

Brenda impregnated herself with a shotgun
Double-barreled buckshot straight into the womb
Twin babies born sporting arms of triggers and steel

They blew their own heads off the first time each one sneezed
The nurses and doctors all smiled, couldn’t have been more pleased

If only there’d been more guns
We might all still be alive
More bullets, more rounds, more bones, more brains
If only we’d all been weaponized

Chuck tucked himself in with a heavy piece of metal
Up under his pillow where he kept his fears and his doubts
Til one night he shifted and his vision was swiftly split into two

That bullet freed his mind from the prison of his skull
And new crimson hue spread on the bed sheets and wall

If only there’d been more guns
We might all still be alive
More bullets, more rounds, more bones, more brains
If only we’d all been weaponized

Caleb’s K5 class was raised from birth
to duck and cover, run and gun, shooting whoever
Came in their class, announced by that siren

Then one day the principle nodded off and hit the button
Their teacher walked in and was greeted by a metal swarm all of a sudden

If only there’d been more guns
We might all still be alive
More bullets, more rounds, more bones, more brains
If only we’d all been weaponized

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from Warmonger, released September 24, 2021

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QOHELETH Charlotte, North Carolina

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Played by instinct.

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